Dick Hurlin, former associate producer for the TV show COPS, listens to Mike pitch an idea for a new show.

A real estate negotiator tries to sell some prime Michigan land.

Mike gets his hands on a Lockheed Martin missile.

South Park creator Matt Stone talks about growing up in Littleton, Colorado and the effect it had on him.

Skipping school, hanging out at Taco Bell, talking to Mike about violence, health care, and world politics.

Mike goes to a Canadian Wal-Mart and buys bullets...

...then tries his hand at burglary...

...and finally, forces Canadian teenagers to play violent video games.

Mike and Culture of Fear author Barry Glassner go for a walk in South Central Los Angeles...

And then perform show tunes on the corner of Florence and Normandie.

Either Mike's checking himself out, or Dick Clark is in that van.

Who has a bigger influence on kids: Marilyn Manson or the President?

Mike and Terry Nichols' brother, James, trade beard tips...

...then talk about Gandhi, the right to bear arms, and who should have plutonium.

Mike buys a Star Map to find Charlton Heston.